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Post by dorothysidepiece on Jan 28, 2014 14:00:11 GMT -5
People named kevin, adam, or tim are generally ugly, stupid, smell bad, and eat boogers.
Pearl jam is a Creed ripoff.
If you don't wear flipflops to this festival, you're an idiot.
Drinking water is pointless.
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Post by dorothysidepiece on Jan 28, 2014 14:04:23 GMT -5
Also, I plowed that red head next to the flag pole last year. Then I didn't call her back.
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Post by dorothysidepiece on Jan 28, 2014 14:05:26 GMT -5
And where do the milfs congregate at Bunbury? That's key.
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Post by dorothysidepiece on Jan 28, 2014 14:06:31 GMT -5
Great thing about Bunbury is if you encounter a milf with a stroller, you can just roll it towards the river down the serpentine wall. No more baby spoiling your mojo.
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Post by dorothysidepiece on Jan 28, 2014 14:08:05 GMT -5
And if you get too frisky and commit a misdemeanor offense, you can flee to kentucky.
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